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• Click the Refresh button, or take a cold shower and try again later.
  
• If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. Look closely, as excessive masturbation is known to affect vision.
  
• To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the General tab, click Settings. Then click View Files and delete all those cookies from the sex sites you have been leering at before your local area network (LAN) administrator, boss, spouse, children, parents, or significant other discovers what a pathetic little pervert you are.
• If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover dirty pictures.
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• Some porn sites require money. It is recommended to use someone else's credit card, but for that kind of jack, it's probably cheaper to drag your pale, pasty carcass to a nudie bar and look at real sluts. WARNING-There is NO sex in the Champagne Room.
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